i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
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Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
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He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
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