He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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