even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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