ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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