He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
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she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
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On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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