Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
what is it with giant penises always finding me
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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