I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
it's like iHOP with fire
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
Randomize
