he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
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we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
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Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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