I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
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Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
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Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
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