if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
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