nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I'm really into asian looking animals
At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
composition of my stomach right now: 60% C8H10N4O2 * H2O (coffee), 20% CaCO3 (pepto bismol/tums), 10% HCl (stomach acid), 5% fried rice, 5% residual adderall. i can do that by percent mass too. fuck you finals.
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
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