butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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