Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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