dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
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Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
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But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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