i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
Welp...herpes.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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