Kiss
Puke
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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