So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
Enjoy the penises
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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