so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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