we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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