David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
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