fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
One girl and one boy is just not enough.
The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
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