But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
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