you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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