so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
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I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
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Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
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Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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