So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
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