I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
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He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
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It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
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