also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
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I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
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The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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