I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
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