I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
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