So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
My nipple is on Facebook.
The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
Randomize
