this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
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people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
Walking in to my alcoholic Assessment meeting with a black eye = 40% awkward 60% awesome
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
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Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
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