as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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