have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
I think we might need a safe word for this...
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