I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
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Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
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Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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