I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
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Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
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This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
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