I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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