fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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