You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
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she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
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the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
I'm eating cold pizza from work and drinking beer from a wine glass trying to decide if I want to shower or just rub one out and go to sleep. How have I ever gotten laid?
Because you're really hot before taking the time to actually get to know you.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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