i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
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