Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
She announced her abortion via fbk
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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