People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
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