Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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