the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
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there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
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There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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