no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
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I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
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MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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