I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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