You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
Randomize
