I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
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