I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
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The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
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I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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