hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
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