is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
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