okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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