so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
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The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
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I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
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