You're so nebulous sometimes
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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