we're chasing vodka with high fives
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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